Daddy Issues SOS-DI

    Daddy Issues

    Soothing? Nah. This one’s bold, brooding, and judging you from the shelf.

    “Daddy Issues” is our unapologetically sarcastic scent that blends rugged pine tar, moody sandalwood, earthy patchouli, and just a hint of teakwood — like a lumberjack with emotional baggage and a killer skincare routine.

    Hand-poured into a sleek 3 oz green glass jar and topped with an airtight bamboo lid, this little jar of attitude is packed with powerful, long-lasting fragrance. It’s perfect for small spaces, gag gifts, or anyone who needs a smell-good distraction from their real problems.

    🔥 Details:

    • All-natural soy wax
    • 3 oz / 85 g
    • Green glass jar with bamboo lid
    • Long-lasting scent throw (we’re not subtle)
    • Burn time: ~20–25 hours
    • Paraben-free, phthalate-free, 100% sass

    👃 Smells Like:

    Pine Tar. Sandalwood. Patchouli. Teakwood.
    Also smells like he’s going to text back “k.”

     

     

     

    Bold, brooding, and smelling like it just ghosted you after a weekend camping trip — this 3oz soy candle brings the scent of pine tar, earthy sandalwood, broody patchouli, and a smug whisper of teakwood.

    Hand-poured from all-natural soy wax and infused with essential oils and premium fragrance, it burns clean while judging you silently.

    Whether you're channeling inner wilderness vibes or just covering up the scent of bad decisions, this candle is here for your most sarcastic self-care moments.

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